If you are feeling just the slightest bit of nostalgia in the vibes you've come to the right place. It's fun, it's retro, it's kitschy. We mean chock full of pixelley wholesome goodness. The kind made with real sugar. We never use artificial sweeteners, additives or corn syrup. By now you've noticed it's all 100% certified free. Never a cover charge and it's always ladies night. Like Wow! If you have any hair we want you to let it down and feel the sunshine in Aquarius. Ya dig Chuck? You too Chick?
Your site and show host is Reverend Greg for the music, radio shows, podcasts and all the happenings that go on here. In the event you, by some freak of nature happen to miss a live show fear not. Our team of audio engineers are on call twenty four hours a day, 365 days a year to bring you all the podcasts and archived shows. In fact if you look at the links above you'll see a new feature. A place where we have painstakingly restored some old shows exhumed from the vault for your listening pleasure. You can choose to listen from a list of previously aired shows with more being added weekly. If you have any questions please ask one of our flight attendants for assistance. Customer service with first class amenities are always a priority. Please take the time to observe where the fire exits are located in case of an emergency and recline your seat to a maximum comfort position.
It's classic in the truest sense of the word. It's all brought to you in space age stereo technology with living color, commercial free and without interruption of your imagination. There are live shows, an interactive chat room, requests, and unlimited virtual beverages. So turn off your mind, relax and float downstream. You'll be glad you did and we are too. Don't forget to turn the night light on and the Lite Brite off if you are the last one here. Hippies never have to use the side entrance. All of our graphics and web design are made in house. Our food is prepped daily by the finest culinary artists recruited from Bobs Big Boy and we do our own music production. We have color TV by RCA and are fully air conditioned for your comfort.
We also encourage you to check out some of the cool links to other groovy sites that are posted here. Miss Pam's Go Retro blog and facebook pages are a most excellent choice when it comes to reliving pop culture's past. Hotel accommodations are provided by the ultra modern DiLido Hotel and Convention Center in beautiful sunny Miami Beach, Florida. Just remember the DiLido without that second "i" just isn't the same. Ground transportation provided by the always reliable Fugazi Limo and car service with more than twelve convenient locations throughout the tri-state area. If you're early for your own funeral you'll know it's Fugazi.
Meet our staff. Our evening guest services coordinator is Miss Muriel Fingerdoo. She has just returned to us at the start of 2016 after a short hiatus in the Netherlands. She also handles all of the PR and food and beverage services for events and shows. Our in- house consigliere and attorney is Rube Shellhorn handling all the legal day to day goings on. Bates heads up personnel.
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